The TurqNay Universe

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Turq - airwalker.tumblr.com
Nay - saturnrising.tumblr.com

together they form the nebulous, infuriating enigma that is the TurqNay Universe.

GLUT,
SMUT,
BUTTS,
& MAGIC

1. cosmo tip #154

   expertcosmotips:

   feeling jealous of your man’s extensive pornography collection? paste your face over pictures of all the girl’s faces. photoshop yourself into every picture, peering at him, into his soul. he will never be as attracted to you as he is when he realizes what you did for him

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