January 2012
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I don’t know why I’m such an asshole. I really am. I’m grumpy. I get impatient...
– Louis C.K. (via northernsummer)
cosmo tip #154
expertcosmotips:
feeling jealous of your man’s extensive pornography collection? paste your face over pictures of all the girl’s faces. photoshop yourself into every picture, peering at him, into his soul. he will never be as attracted to you as he is when he realizes what you did for him