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Turq - airwalker.tumblr.com
Nay - saturnrising.tumblr.com

together they form the nebulous, infuriating enigma that is the TurqNay Universe.

GLUT,
SMUT,
BUTTS,
& MAGIC

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  1. holdyourghost:

    welcometothepokemoncenter:

    LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT GOODWILL

    omg please watch this

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  3. jobhaver:

    secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

    mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

    secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

    mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

    secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

    mulder: fuck you

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  5. tsarcasm:

    she had no fucks left to spare for this job, i live

    (Source: imsoshive)

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  8. slobbering:

Hey, they’re playing my song!

    slobbering:

    Hey, they’re playing my song!

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  10. onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

    onebay1:

    SMELL LIKE A MAN

    SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

    SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

    SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

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  16. dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

    dasfreefree:

    i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

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